Jokelopedia: The Biggest, Best, Silliest, Dumbest Joke Book Ever
by Ilana Weitzman
from Workman Publishing Company
Take it away! Jokelopedia is the mother of all joke books—an all-encompassing, gut-busting collection of more than 1,700 jokes for every occasion. 59 elephant jokes, including Why are elephants banned from pblic swimming pools They always drop their trunks. Dozens of knock-knock jokes, like Knock, knock./ Who's there?/Raven./Raven who?/Raven lunatic who wants to knock your door down! Plus teacher jokes, food jokes, gross jokes, and why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes. And a whole section of tongue twisters, specializing in the yucky. Try saying "sneaking in my creaky squeaky reeking sneakers." but the jokes are just the beginning— Jokelopedia is loaded with joke-telling tips and profiles of famously funny people, from Will Ferrell to SpongeBob SquarePants (Hey, wait—is SpongeBob really a person?)Packed with 1,700 kid-friendly jokes, tongue-twisters, riddles, and puns, this new edition of JOKELOPEDIA is the bible for incurable jokesters, class clowns, and aspiring comedians. Here are doctor jokes, robber jokes, teacher jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes. Lightbulb jokes, movie star jokes, gross-out jokes, vampire jokes, elephant jokes. The classics, fresh variations on the classics, and jokes with nothing classic about them. The guffaws are organized into categories for easy reference, and the book is sprinkled throughout with amusing facts, joke-telling pointers and tips, and informational spotlights on favorite funny people, including Mike Myers, Will Ferrell, and SpongeBob SquarePants.
Did you hear about the two antennae that met on a rooftop, fell in love, and got married?
The wedding wasn’t much, but the reception was amazing!
What kind of books do skunks read?
Best-smellers.
The best just got better. Now the mother of all joke books— JOKELOPEDIA, the category leader and great kids’ gift book with 412,000 copies in print—is updated and expanded with 200 brand new jokes, for even more laughs per page.
Packed with 1,700 kid-friendly jokes, tongue-twisters, riddles, and puns, this new edition of JOKELOPEDIA is the bible for incurable jokesters, class clowns, and aspiring comedians. Here are doctor jokes, robber jokes, teacher jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes. Lightbulb jokes, movie star jokes, gross-out jokes, vampire jokes, elephant jokes. The classics, fresh variations on the classics, and jokes with nothing classic about them. The guffaws are organized into categories for easy reference, and the book is sprinkled throughout with amusing facts, joke-telling pointers and tips, and informational spotlights on favorite funny people, including Mike Myers, Will Ferrell, and SpongeBob SquarePants.
Did you hear about the two antennae that met on a rooftop, fell in love, and got married?
The wedding wasn’t much, but the reception was amazing!
What kind of books do skunks read?
Best-smellers.
Knock Knock Who's There: My First Book Of Knock Knock Jokes
from Little Simon
Pull back the flaps and find out each hilarious punch line in this classic collection of knock-knock jokes!
The Everything Kids' Joke Book: Side-Splitting, Rib-Tickling Fun (Everything Kids Series)
by Michael Dahl
from Adams Media
Not only does The Everything Kids' Joke Book provide children with an endless supply of good, clean jokes, but it also offers tips on how to tell a joke, how to deliver a punch line, and how to get laughs from family and friends! Children will learn: * The world's seven best limericks. * Monster jokes. * Nickname games. * Cowboy jokes. * Light bulb jokes. * Knock-knock jokes. * And hundreds more!
500 Hilarious Jokes for Kids (Signet)
by Jeff Rovin
from Signet
Especially for young funny-bones, here is a brand-new collection from the master of the hilarious joke himself, Jeff Rovin. Children of all ages will appreciate this incredible assemblage of the most hysterical jokes on all kinds of subjects. Original.
What Do You Hear When Cows Sing?: And Other Silly Riddles (I Can Read Book 1)
by Marco Maestro
from HarperCollins
Here are twenty-two outrageous original riddles perfectly targeted to the funny bones of beginning readers. Laughing over the sheer silliness of these riddles and their zany illustrations, young readers will discover for themselves the delight of wacky wordplay. And just what do you hear when cows sing? MOOsic, of course!
Awesome Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
by Bob Phillips
from Harvest House Publishers
 “Who’s there?” is the best set up line in comedy history. Now kids of all ages can knock hilarious jokes out of the fun park. Friends, family, and fellow–jokesters will be rolling in the aisles with laughter and secretly taking notes.
This collection of the crazy and zany is from Bob Phillips—which means everyone who hears these comic gems will laugh hysterically and fall to the ground in awe of the most awesome knock–knocks ever invented.
I Spy Gold Challenger
by Jean Marzollo
from Cartwheel
All new challenging riddles invite young I Spy fans to go for the gold! Selecting 12 favorite photos from previous books, the I Spy team has created another, more challenging list of great things to find. Between its sparkling golden covers, this new book holds many hours of educational entertainment.Age: 4,5,6,7,8 Manufacturer: Scholastic
"I spy a heart, a starfish, a frog, / A towel, a trowel, a taxi, a dog; / Seven horses, a barrel, a duck that is teeny, / Two real feathers, and a surfer's bikini." Now, all you have to do is find these objects in Walter Wick's masterful, crystal-clear, boldly colorful photographic landscapes. I Spy Gold Challenger! collects author Jean Marzollo and Wick's 12 favorite photographs from previous I Spy books, and invents a new series of ways to make children scratch their heads. A fantasy castle with a sand dragon and a medieval battle in progress; a complex city intersection made from wooden blocks and assorted toys; an attic stuffed with junk--each page seems more complex than the last. The seeming simplicity of the task at hand, and the surprising difficulty in finding all the items mentioned in the accompanying rhymes, remains a winning combination. (Click to see a sample spread. Text copyright ©1998 by Jean Marzollo. "Patterns and Paints" from I Spy School Days copyright ©1995 by Walter Wick. Permission from Scholastic Inc., Cartwheel Books.) (Ages 3 to 7)
The Everything Kids' Knock Knock Book: Jokes Guaranteed To Leave Your Friends In Stitches (Everything Kids Series)
by Aileen Weintraub
from Adams Media
Guaranteed to leave you in stitches!
Knock knock! Who's there? Thea. Thea who? Thea later!
Knock knock! Who's there? Alex. Alex who? Alex plain later!
Knock knock! Who's there? Beets. Beets who? Beets me!
If you can't resist shouting out "Who's there?" on cue, The Everything(r) Kids Knock Knock Book is for you! Features hilarious sections such as:
Packed full of puzzles, games, and activities, The Everything(r) Kids' Knock Knock Book proves that laughter really is the best medicine!
Good Clean Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
by Bob Phillips
from Harvest House Publishers
What can steer a parent toward insanity faster than the phrase “Are we there yet?”...the words “Knock, Knock,” of course.
Bob Phillips, comic genius, has mastered a gathering of knock, knock jokes that will have kids laughing hysterically—and parents just plain hysterical—but a family that knock, knocks together, grows together.
Knock, Knock
Who’s There?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive to tell knock-knock jokes.
Hours of entertainment in one simple resource is the best deal in town.
Kids' Silliest Jokes
by Jacqueline Horsfall
from Sterling
Get ready for some major belly laughs with this crazy collection of more than six hundred hysterical jokes, riddles, and knock-knocks. Kids will crack up over such zany zingers as: "How do you make a kitchen sink? Throw it in the bathtub." and "What does a slice of toast wear to bed? Jam-mies." They'll have fun trying to gross-out their friends with plenty of bathroom humor, including "Where do football players go before the big game? To the Toilet Bowl." and "What kind of bell belongs in the bathroom? One that tinkles." Giggles are guaranteed with freaky fairy tales like, "Why wouldn't the Prince kiss his Princess awake? She was Sleeping Cootie." And there's monstrous fun with such doozies as, "Why do vampires gargle? So they won't have bat breath." With all these silly jokes to choose from, kids will keep themselves laughing for hours.
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